Cuxter’s PRION SALAD is a protein-lovers’ dream. You can’t get the taste out of your head, as the mutagenic proteins embed in your brain. Served with magnetic biocroutons and a 32 oz ice-cold Lithium Orotate for occasional relief of Alzheimer’s symptoms. Vaccination certificate required for indoor seating, also for carry-out and delivery. Present for 10% OFF all non-premium sides.
CUXTER’S OFFERS SAFE, PREVENTATIVE DINING FARE