With a world in chaos, one man and one diaper may be the world's best hope.
From our Pester Pooch:
Look, up in the sky! It’s the Smog Monster! It’s a toxic chemtrail! It’s a tree frog! Nope, it’s none of those things, it’s… Diaper Man and Shart Boy!
As night descends on Capital City, its citizens rest easy knowing Diaper Man and his trusty sidekick are keeping watch for roving MAGA gangs, Christian Nationalists, semi-fascist and other assorted patriot riffraff. The rights of mostly-peaceful rioters to burn, loot, murder, intimidate judges, etc. are safe and secure from Ultra-MAGA goons with the Aromatic Duo standing guard.