THE PATTMAN
The latest installment of the PATTMAN franchise both poses and answers the
question, what if the caped crusader (Robert Pattinson) were a skinny, effeminate weirdo with a feline fetish? Pattman parties at all the popular clubs while Gotham City turns to trash where he meets Catwoman, and soon finds himself immersed in a dark obsession with her gyrating booty and an inner battle with his raging allergies. She uses her furry allures to exploit Pattman's high-powered connections including horny Commissioner Gordon, who helps her secure a District Attorney position; after a few more special favors, she sets her cat eyes on the White House!
