Wing of Congress and eye of Seth Rich's,
spirits hear this appeal from we three witches
to maintain the flow of donation bacon
to these two old bats and a Jamaican
and extend DJT's vacation
courtesy of his insider snitches!
Fire burn and cauldron crackle,
economic collapse while we all cackle
Toe of Boebert and eye of Greene,
tongue of Gaetz and Chip Roy's spleen,
silence our critics for being mean
and put them in digital shackles!
Calling spirits of black masses:
help us crush the middle classes
let the cities flow with crime
ensure that nobody does time
with nothing worse than a minimal fine
while we increase their taxes
Keep lists of all our enemies
and eliminate all liabilities;
give all our adversaries monkeypox
and keep prying eyes away from our stocks;
and ban FOX
as we stir this pot of January 6 detainees!
