First Son Hunter Biden has inked a lucrative endorsement deal with the Parmigiano Reggiano Consorzio, the Italian public body responsible for the production and distribution of Parmesan cheese.
Biden recently admitted to mistaking stray cheese lumps in his shag carpet for crack and smoking them. Where others saw degeneracy, the PRC saw a unique marketing opportunity.
Biden visited the Parma region of Italy earlier this month to seal the deal, flying via gondola over the moon.
