HE WILL BE KNOWN BY MANY NAMES...
Actress Ellen Page rose to fame as the spokesperson of Jason Reitman’s 2007 abortion sales video Juno. But in December of 2020 the actress underwent a mystical Jekyll-to-Hyde transformation from a female into a male, at the hands of a top top surgeon, reshaping her face and jettisoning her underdeveloped cleavage along the way.
A culmination of an epic battle against her own body, Page finally euthanized his former self, putting her to death. In fact, critics accused of deadnaming Page by invoking his prior identity have found themselves exiled from the social-media realm for “hateful conduct”.
This star member of the not-so-young and the breastless’s Twitter profile also espouses the pronouns “he/they”, leading one to suspect that much like Sybil or Roseanne Barr, Page may harbor multiple personalities (a hallmark of demonic influence) that have yet to reveal themselves publicly.
The luminous star’s stunning bravery catapulted him to the cover of Time magazine in 2021, inspiring and drawing millions of young fans in towards the dark arts of self-modification. Not unexpectedly, Page drew praise from the mad masses for displaying his mutilated chest in a disturbing shirtless selfie soon after!
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