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ANTICHRIST CANDIDATE: ANDREW TATE

HE TRIES TO ESTABLISH WORLD PEACE...

HE IS ARROGANT AND A DECEIVER...


“There before me was another horn...This horn had eyes like the eyes of a human being and a mouth that spoke boastfully.” – Daniel 7:8


Former professional kickboxer and international playboy Andrew Tate has been deemed the “King of Toxic Masculinity” by his critics and revered as a god by throngs of post-adolescent males for his wicked martial arts skills and amassed fortune that includes mansions and 33 high-end automobiles. Tate first surfaced following a brief 2016 stint on the TV show Big Brother, when he was dismissed over a video in which he appears to attack a woman with a belt.

Since then, he has inspired his fans with video-blog wisdom and his motivational mantra, “Be the best version of yourself”. But last December, this false prophet and brother Tristan were arrested at their luxury Romanian estate on charges of human trafficking and rape.

Prosecutors argue the Tates were participants in an organized crime ring that trafficked at least six women. According to the salacious allegations, the Tates lured their nubile victims to their estate outside Bucharest, where they were forced to perform in adult videos and kept under 24/7 watch. Prior to that, sources say, the brothers were known for operating a webcam-girl “scam” to defraud lonely simps. And it appears the brothers had some unheavenly help, in the form of two accomplices dubbed “Tate’s Angels” – Andrew’s girlfriend Georgiana, and a former police inspector/OnlyFans model accused of using her connections to acquire information on the case.

Still, many refute the charges as a “set-up” meant to cripple Tate’s worldwide influence. When not immersed in back stacks of Maxim and FHM, “Taterheads” have even gone so far as to ascribe mystical powers to the manhood maestro, with more than one user insisting, “Andrew Tate’s wisdom healed me”.

Finally, in a 2022 video, this Son of Perdition called for “the Islamization of all Western countries because Christianity has absolutely...failed, leaving only Islam to solve the world’s problems” and presumably achieve world peace. What could go wrong?!

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