Retired Starfeet Captain Jean-Luc Retard meets his match in billionaire Bezos, from our PRINT issue #13, July 2022!

Captain Jean-Luc Retard takes pains not to misgender (or deadname) an alien dignitary in our feature parody...

S.A.D.S. is not just the latest craze embraced by Hollywood icons like Ray Liotta and Bon Jovi’s bass player. Fact is, if you are likely...

Flip City's Issue 3.4 is more fun than a court-bound wagon full of pedophiles! Featuring wrap-around PEDO WAGON cover...

Former Federation starship captain JEAN-LUC RETARD is chilling at his French vineyard estate, boldly exploring life's final frontier...

If you were ever charged with caring for an "egg baby" as a school assignment, then your fertility has long since flown the coop...

Brand new issue With STAR TREK: RETARD; Big Problems; S.A.D.S. test; Digital Kids; the Pedophile Protection Agency and wrap-around Pedo Wago