D.O.J. PRIORITIZES SMIRK CRIMES

Biden’s Department of Justice’s new Smirk Crime Division will pursue cases of potentially criminal smirking towards marginalized communities and minorities.

Federal charges are being considered in the case of a Tennessee man who was taped smirking at a boy in a prom dress.

Cautioning against the move was comedian Bill Maher - “Whoa, we don’t want to start something here we’re going to regret”.