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DEMOCRATS LAUNCH INFANT VOTER DRIVE

Democrats kicked off their first Infant Voter Registration Drive this month, triumphing over archaic “ageist” voting laws with their “My Baby, My Choice” campaign.

“The continued disenfrachisement of our youngest voting block is yet another form of Republican voter oppression and discrimination,” said a party spokesperson.

The first baby to register to vote (right) is expected to make his 2022 ballot choices based on a thorough analysis of top national issues including energy policy,

immigration and the economy.



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