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DMX STILL A VEGETABLE

Despite having died, and being dead, and being buried, recently vaccinated superstar rapper DMX remains in a vegetative state, still clinging to life support. This status is never expected to change, but is still expected to be reported on, on a daily basis.

The trend-setting artist continues to break ground even as DMX hovers between the physical plane and hip-hop Valhalla: this is the longest duration on record that a dead rapper has been on life support, according to a White Plains Hospital spokesperson.



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