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GALACTIC FEDERATION BANS TRUMP

The Galactic Federation has issued a galaxy-wide ban on Donald J. Trump. The announcement was issued Tuesday via interstellar Tachyon wave broadcast.

When pressed whether this meant that Donald Trump was literally unwelcome within the physical limits of the Milky Way, Press Secretary Blebzzrp was unclear: “The Galactic Federation intends to circle back to this issue.”



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