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THE EMPIRE STRIKE FORCES BACK

Happy haunted birthday to our cursed CHRISTOPHER UMANA, the monstrous mind behind this putrid portrait of dessicated zombie Joe Biden and associate, from 2021's HORROR SHOW edition (#8) still available IN PRINT!

"Knock Knock.

Who’s There?

Strike Force!

...is what you might soon hear at front doors across the U.S., after the Biden administration announced in early August the deployment of “Surge Teams” comprised of alleged experts from a slew of alphabet agencies including FEMA

(Federal Emergency Management Agency) and the Department of Health and Human Services.

Weeks earlier, Press Secretary Jen Psaki stoked fears at a presser, stating that penetrating less-vaxxed communities and the aged 12-18 market was “one of the reasons we initiated these strike forces to go into communities and work with them to determine what they need.”

The same day, Biden promised his health agents will go “community-by-community, neighborhood-by-neighborhood, and oft times door-to-door,

literally knocking on doors”.

This is far from the first recent use of these terms coming out of

Government. The Biden administration previously offered to send a strike force to Chicago to combat awful crimes other than the crime of hypothetical flu transmission. Even Trump sent a strike force, but overseas,to zap bonafide

terrorists.

But to the keen, this thinly veiled altruism may conjure the spectre of forcible frontporch phlebotomy by visored goons. After decades of imprinting at the hands of movies and T.V., one might even be disappointed when they show up in puffy baby blue suits rather than flaming red bird-blazoned armbands..."


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