WHITE HOUSE APPEALS TO WHITE TRASH TO VAX

To those who accuse the Biden administration of being out of touch, the White House is now using alternative strategies to bolster vaccine confidence in communities who remain reluctant to get a Covid vaccine, including ad campaigns aimed at white demographics.

Said Press Secretary Jen Psaki this week: “We’ve engaged with the top professional wrestling leagues, and we’re working on branding collaborations with Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Wonder Bread. Also, Velveeta and Metallica.”