BLACK PANDER: FENTANYL FOREVER
In the first installment of the BLACK PANDER series, T'Holla assumed his dead father's throne and defended his home African nation of Wackanda against a plot to steal their most precious natural resource, fentanyl, which the natives call nobranium. Sadly, franchise star George Floyd passed away from sudden asphyxiation shortly after the premiere of BP1. Marvel Studios head Kevin Fiend reveals that the company will not be recasting Floyd's part; instead, the sequel will focus on boring peripheral characters like T'Holla's little sister Shurly and expensive CGI Wackanda scenery.
