HUNTER BIDEN CUTS CHEESE DEAL
FLIP CITY NEWS: First Son Hunter Biden has inked a lucrative endorsement deal with the Parmigiano Reggiano Consorzio...
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MLB TO AVOID RACIST HIGHWAYS
FLIP CITY NEWS: Major League Baseball teams who travel by bus will adopt new routes to avoid racist highways...
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DEMOCRATS LAUNCH INFANT VOTER DRIVE
FLIP CITY NEWS: Democrats kicked off their first Infant Voter Registration Drive this month, triumphing over archaic "ageist” voting laws...
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WHITE HOUSE APPEALS TO WHITE TRASH TO VAX
FLIP CITY NEWS: To those who accuse the Biden administration of being out of touch, the White House is now using alternative strategies..
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WORLD GOES TO HELL
FLIP CITY NEWS: The earth was expelled from its traditional orbit around the sun this week, and set upon a trajectory...
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ATHLETE CALLS HIMSELF “DOUCHE” FOR CALLING HIMSELF “FAG”
FLIP CITY NEWS: Professional golfer Justin Thomas was caught on a hot mic calling himself a douche, for having apologized...
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BIDEN E.O. WOULD BAN LEE GREENWOOD
FLIP CITY NEWS: President Biden promised this week to revoke the citizenship of singer/songwriter Lee Greenwood...
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BIDEN OOZES COMPASSION
FLIP CITY NEWS: In a trademark act of compassion, Biden indicated he would sign a bill to reunite victims of crime...
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GALACTIC FEDERATION BANS TRUMP
FLIP CITY NEWS: The Galactic Federation has issued a galaxy-wide ban on Donald J. Trump. The announcement was issued Tuesday...
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NATION DIDN’T INTERFERE IN U.S. ELECTION
FLIP CITY NEWS: Surprising new reports indicate that a nation did not participate in cyber warfare nor electronic election fraud...
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FOOD REVIEW
FLIP CITY NEWS: CUXTER’s offers traditional fare for modern diners including Pork Medallions smothered in Savory Hand Sanitizer
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ROCK BAND GOES LGBTQ
FLIP CITY NEWS: The rock band Aerosmith confirms from its Las Vegas residency that all of its members have received gender transition...
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OBAMA GETS BEST PIC NOM
FLIP CITY NEWS: The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has nominated Barack Obama for Best Picture for the 2021 Academy Awards...
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PUBLIC INVITED TO SHOWER WITH JOE
FLIP CITY NEWS: Intended as his version of the “Fireside Chat”, President-Elect Joe Biden will speak candidly from his bathroom...
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CONGRESS PASSES NOBODY CARES ACT
FLIP CITY NEWS: This past December, Congress passed their latest near-trillion-
dollar piece of legislation...
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CHINA TO RELOCATE TO U.S.
FLIP CITY NEWS: Communist China announced its plans to relocate to the United States...
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